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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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