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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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