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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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