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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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