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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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