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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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