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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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