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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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