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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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