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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Voldemort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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