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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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