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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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