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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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