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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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