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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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