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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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