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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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