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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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