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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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