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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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