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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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