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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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