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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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