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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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