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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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