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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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