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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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