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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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