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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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