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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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