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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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