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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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