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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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