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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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