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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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