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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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