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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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