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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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