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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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