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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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