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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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