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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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