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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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