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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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