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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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