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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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