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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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