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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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