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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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