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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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