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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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