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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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