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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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