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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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