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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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