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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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