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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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