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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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