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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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