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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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