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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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