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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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