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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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