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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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