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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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