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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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