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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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