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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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