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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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