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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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