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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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